I wrote about 8 paragraphs and deleted them all.
Sorry for the false hopes. lol
On the bright side I attended a wine tasting and it was awesome!
Nighty night!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
I dated a celebrity and all I got was a broken heart...
Dating a celebrity is one of the hardest jobs. It's like being a parent minus the unconditional love.
When you date a celebrity you're a fan not a friend....I was a girlfan not a girlfriend.
When you date a celebrity you must adhere to the rules if you "want" to keep the relationship, or as I refer to it crelationship, going you must abide by these rules:
1) everything they do is right
2) everything they think is right
3) give them everything they want
If you follow these rules you'll be the best girlfan, or boyfan in your crelationship.
In case you're wondering, I didn't make a great girlfan.
*crelationship - I made this word up, it's a mash up of creation and relationship*
When you date a celebrity you're a fan not a friend....I was a girlfan not a girlfriend.
When you date a celebrity you must adhere to the rules if you "want" to keep the relationship, or as I refer to it crelationship, going you must abide by these rules:
1) everything they do is right
2) everything they think is right
3) give them everything they want
If you follow these rules you'll be the best girlfan, or boyfan in your crelationship.
In case you're wondering, I didn't make a great girlfan.
*crelationship - I made this word up, it's a mash up of creation and relationship*
I Am Skinny
Today I had my biometric screening, it went very well. My cholesterol, triglycerides, and body mass index were screened; luckily all of the results were excellent.
I weigh 124 and my waist is measured at 26 inches. I’ve been skinny majority of my life, with the exception of the nine months of pregnancy. Most people look at me and envy my size, not knowing I haven’t put an ounce of effort into being this size.
As a “Black” I have been preconditioned to believe being thick is better, so most of my life I have wanted to be thick.
Going out with my girls, I never had a problem meeting guys. With all the attention I got from guys, it still didn’t stop me from wanting bigger boobs, or a fatter booty.
The need for these things were fueled even more by my many many relationships with men. I’d always here, “you’re so skinny” “you’re shaped like a boy” yada yada yada. Those things always hurt me, but I never said anything, why bother, they stayed with me and I can’t change it.
Fast forward, here I am still skinny, still me, still dating guys that say those things, but now it doesn’t affect me, as much as it once did.
I won’t lie and say that I don’t ever have the “I want to be bigger moments” but they’re pretty rare now.
I weigh 124 and my waist is measured at 26 inches. I’ve been skinny majority of my life, with the exception of the nine months of pregnancy. Most people look at me and envy my size, not knowing I haven’t put an ounce of effort into being this size.
As a “Black” I have been preconditioned to believe being thick is better, so most of my life I have wanted to be thick.
Going out with my girls, I never had a problem meeting guys. With all the attention I got from guys, it still didn’t stop me from wanting bigger boobs, or a fatter booty.
The need for these things were fueled even more by my many many relationships with men. I’d always here, “you’re so skinny” “you’re shaped like a boy” yada yada yada. Those things always hurt me, but I never said anything, why bother, they stayed with me and I can’t change it.
Fast forward, here I am still skinny, still me, still dating guys that say those things, but now it doesn’t affect me, as much as it once did.
I won’t lie and say that I don’t ever have the “I want to be bigger moments” but they’re pretty rare now.
My first post
I decided to write a blog. Why, because everybody else is doing it, and I like what I see. That may seem “followish” but most things we do, we do, because someone did it first and made it look good.
Without further a due, my first blog post. Enjoy!
Without further a due, my first blog post. Enjoy!
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